Dark Humor - June 6

So last night, at my eldest sister’s 2 bedroom house, there were about six of us preparing for bed… My mother and I were in the bathroom and she was looking for some of those little make up remover pads. When she couldn’t find them, she called out to my sister…

Mom: Novia, what do I use to take my face off?

Me: Sulfuric acid…?

LMAO